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Greed Fund FAQs

What do I get ?

Nothing.

What is the money used for ?

Whatever I want.

What is the Greed Fund ?

Something I made up.

Is this cyber-begging or e-panhandling ?

Yes.

Can I get my money back ?

A1: For what ? A2: No

Has anyone ever actually sent money ?

Yes.

Will you respond to emails ?

No.

Am I missing something here ?

You're asking the wrong person.

Is this tax deductible ?

You're kidding, right ?

So this is fraudulent, then.

No. You know exactly where your money is going, and for what - ME.

I'm so confused, what should I do ?

Just pay me and leave.